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A warning for those of you who make your
fortunes in the corporate world...
¬
A major research institution has
recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
This
new element has been tentatively named ‘Administratium’.
¬ Administratium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
¬ Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
¬ A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
¬ Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.
¬ In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
¬ This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". You will know it when you see it.....